Wednesday, July 23, 2014

You can't make this up.

This is not liberal media bias. This is not being in the tank for someone. Sometimes opportunities for artistic and literary mischief are handed to you on a gold platter- with valet service.  Marshall Ramsey, Chris McDaniel, and comic books.  A potent combination.


The Clarion-Ledger reported:

When Barry Herring got to work this morning a giant Chris McDaniel bus was sitting in his parking lot.

The owner of Southern Fried Comics in downtown Hattiesburg didn't know why the bus belonging to the Republican Senate candidate and former state senator was parked in his lot and taking up five spaces. He tweeted out a picture of the bus with the message "My customers don't need parking anyway. #parking problems." By 3 p.m. the bus was still there.  Article

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

The bus is a perfect symbol of Chrissie and his gang: they don't care about anyone else whatsoever. A bloated ego and the sense of entitlement to do anything and everything you want without regard to how it may effect others is perfectly captured in the photo published by the poor shop owner.

What a crappy person and "organization".

Anonymous said...

blah blah blah...what's missing in all this is why CM even had a pulpit to begin with. people are sick and tired of "politicians" all together.

"The CONGRESS/SENATE is a perfect symbol of OBAMA and his gang: they don't care about anyone else whatsoever. A bloated ego and the sense of entitlement to do anything and everything you want without regard to how it may effect others....."

The sad part about this whole thing is why CM is even around. People want positive change. I would bet that the majority of CM votes were actually "anti-establishment votes". Well, Barbour and CM have seemingly made us forget that. They have won, voters have lost.

Anonymous said...

The store owner should have had it towed.

Anonymous said...

In the words of Hank Hill " The boy ain't right."

Anonymous said...

Cousin Eddie makes more sense than McDaniel. And he had a plate in his head.

Anonymous said...

Shoulda parked at Georgia Blue and had some cake.

Anonymous said...

Why didn't the store owner have it towed? Complaining without action holds no water. It is time people stop being coward about stepping up to these bullies. Tow baby Tow

Anonymous said...

Shoulda parked at Georgia Blue and had some cake.

This comment was close to perfection....only lacks Whole Foods, Kenny Stokes and a pineapple.

Anonymous said...

Shaking my head in disbelief...

McDaniel doesn't seem to be able to hire competent people for any task, large or small.

We've dodged a bullet. It'd be Larry, Moe and Curly dealing with constituents!

Avery Wiseman said...

"Well I was drunk... the night we took a cake... to Georgia Blue....
"And then we went... to get a pineapple... in the raaaain....
"But before we could get to the Whole Foods in my Mer-ceeee-deeees....
"We got stuck behind an old Stokes paraaaaade...."

Anonymous said...

Maybe the McD bus, like his campaign hype has finally run out of gas.

Kingfish said...

To the commentor trying to link an article. Include the update as well. That's only fair.

Anonymous said...

Comment authors now have to be "fair"? Maybe you should post your fairness policy then consider how many comments here at JJ fail your undefined never-communicated test.

Anonymous said...

If he can't be happy, you can't be either. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

If he can't be happy, you can't be either.

Sorry.

Anonymous said...

If he can't be happy, you can't be either.

Sorry.

Anonymous said...

And here is the update you requested Kingfish.http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/383457/clarification-re-mississippi-mud-quin-hillyer
Along with this link that raises more questions...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2672565/The-worst-race-baiting-ads-Ive-seen-Radio-ads-Mississippi-senate-race-accused-tea-party-candidate-Ku-Klux-Klan-links-drove-black-Democrats-vote-against-REPUBLICAN-primary.html

Unknown said...

Hmmmmm...Google says that Southern Fried Comics' address is 136 Front St. If you go to Google Maps and view SFC, their building is not attached to a parking lot but is actually on Front St. with parking along the street. Now, there is a parking lot around the corner and across the street that takes up half a city block. If the owner is referring to that parking lot (which is the only one remotely near his store) as "his" parking lot, then there are people from every store around him parking there. "His" parking lot looks to be a PUBLIC parking lot that anyone can use. If I were to patronize his store (which I certainly will not), I would never park in that lot. I would park on the street in front of his store. The lot he is referring to is closer to the business behind him (in the gray building). With that said, the guy is full of it because first off, he doesn't have his "own" parking spot nor does he even own the parking lot. It is either owned by the city or some other individual because I doubt very seriously a comic book store owner can afford to buy a half a city block.



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