Thursday, July 3, 2014

McDaniel campaign offering reward

Having problems finding the Viking truck?  Here is another chance at a reward.  The Chris McDaniel campaign just issued this press release:


McDaniel Announces Election Integrity Challenge, Voter Fraud Reward
Laurel, MS - Republican Chris McDaniel announced the launch of his "Election Integrity Challenge and Voter Fraud Reward" today.

The Challenge is aimed at funding fifteen $1,000 rewards which will be paid to individuals who provide evidence leading to the arrest and conviction of anyone involved in voter fraud on or leading up to the June 24, 2014, Republican primary runoff election in Mississippi.
McDaniel issued the challenge on the heels of yet another allegation of criminal misconduct aimed at the Cochran campaign's effort to bring ineligible voters to the polls on June 24.

Hinds County Democratic Party Chairman Claude McInnis alleged that Cochran supporter and paid campaign operative Pete Perry "asked Democrats to help him "break the law" by working together to accept Democratic voters who voted in the June 3 Democratic primary and in Tuesday's GOP runoff." Perry also oversaw the GOP's primary in Hinds County.
Another allegation of criminal misconduct surfaced Monday when Rev. Stevie Fielder claimed to have been paid by the Cochran campaign to pay members of his church community $15 per person to vote for Sen. Cochran.

"The most important issue here is maintaining the integrity of the electoral process here in Mississippi," McDaniel said. "These allegations of criminal behavior on behalf of the Cochran are troubling, and any evidence of fraud will be turned over to the authorities to be investigated."

The McDaniel campaign launched a website dedicated to the Election Integrity Challenge and Voter Fraud Reward.

If anyone has evidence on voter fraud in connection with the runoff election they can email it to Reward@mcdaniel2014.com or call in tips to 601-624-7748.

This post is a public service announcement.  Anyone trying to find another reason in this posting will be shot. 

70 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just when I thought we'd seen it all. Every day that passes, something else ridiculous is piled on.

From a Conservative Republican that doesn't identify with either camp, please make it stop.

Anonymous said...

Can I take them the numbers the McDaniel campaign already claim they have and cash in?

Anonymous said...

Even if anyone steps forward, Cochran or Childers will be sworn in before any trial or conviction is completed. I hope McDaniel puts those reward funds in escrow because it might be a few years.

Anonymous said...

That's enough. If the paper and all the local news would ignore this then it would quit. He will never be able to run any kind of race in the future and I suspect any clients will now be leaving his law office, I know I would. If I were another attorney in Laurel I would be advertising "I'm not that other crazy Lawyer in town".

Anonymous said...

Does McDaniel have mental problems?

Anonymous said...

The dudes a trial lawyer. How many trial lawyers in this state don't contribute to the Dem party, so check his past. Also explains all of his outlandish actions

Anonymous said...

Sad and Pathetic. He deserves our pity.

Anonymous said...

Joe McCarthy all over again: make spurious "allegations" over and over that will never be proven to sully the reputations of good Mississippians without a shred of hard evidence that they would create a different result in the election. I hope Pete Perry sues McDaniel under the false light doctrine. Pure malice on McDaniel's part, absolute malice. McDaniel will be remembered as Mississippi's Joe McCarthy.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Chris, once again you've shown how unqualified you are to represent MS in Washington. Think about how embarrassed we would be (and I'm not counting what he's already done) had he gone on to DC. DEQ needs to conduct a water quality test in Jones County because I think there's something in the water that is warping peoples minds into voting for this crackpot

Anonymous said...

McDaniel is finished in national and statewide politics. He is so ego bent that he has turned off anyone that is not a coolaid drinker. I was all for the tea party before they went insane. They show they don't have a clue how to win and are willing to destroy the only hope of getting rid of Obama, Reid and Pelosi and the leftist agenda. Will never again ever support this stupid group.

Anonymous said...

"Hinds County Democratic Party Chairman Claude McInnis alleged that Cochran supporter and paid campaign operative Pete Perry "asked Democrats to help him "break the law" by working together to accept Democratic voters who voted in the June 3 Democratic primary and in Tuesday's GOP runoff.""

So, he wants us to believe Perry asked his counterpart from the OPPOSING PARTY to help him break the law, knowing that if they got caught it would crater Perry's own party's chances of winning while boosting the opposing party's chances of winning.

Sure, that sounds plausible .

Dems help Repubs beat Dems and vice versa all the time out of the goodness of their hearts.

Anonymous said...

I've said it before - Whitfield needs to build a special wing for these kooks! They can even call it the "Right Wing"! McDaniel and his eight fellow Senators can have rooms by each other!

Anonymous said...

Absolutely classic that McDaniel and his merry band of idiots is making accusations against Perry based on the claim of the DEMOCRAT chairman in Hinds County. The Democrat chairman who has a vested interest in the McDaniel crying to last as long as possible.

First of all, it's NOT against the law to not switch the poll books. Most counties don't, but Hinds traditional has.

Second, Hinds County DID switch the poll books.

If I was Perry I'd sue the S*** out of McDaniel for slander.

It's time for Bryant and Nosef to end this charade. Time to call bull on the McDaniel crap.

Anonymous said...

sometimes you have to play dirty with dirty people as that is the only kind of language the other party understands. I think this man has the courage it takes in DC. he is not weak by any means and that is the kind of person I want representing Mississippi - someone that is not scared of anyone! I hope people come forward with the evidence. but what we all don't think of is that we all sign in on this site as anonymous......and do you know why? we are all scared of the power pack and the retaliation that may occur. Just my little ole' 'pinion.

Anonymous said...

1215- There are outlandish actions that the TC party has displayed. Good Heavens..... look at all the crap and the outlandish comments the Cochran party has made in the last few weeks. At this point, nothing surprises me from either party.

Anonymous said...

As only an ambulance chaser could, a classless display by an empty suit. I would have expected more of the grand wizard. Also, the wording, which has never been this campaign'a strong suit, would lead one to believe the grand wizard doesn't have $15k. Guess that means the Tea Billies are not lining up to contribute $50. If the grand wizard is so certain of this fraud, he can't spring for the $15k himself?

Anonymous said...

I thought they already had thousands of illegal voters identified.

Anonymous said...


My belief is either McDaniel is a complete nut job or a Democrat plaintiff Lawyer masquerading as a Republican. He did not get his way so he sues (plaintiff Lawyer). Then there is no evidence so he tries to buy evidence, ( plaintiff lawyer) or keep crap stirred up (democrat) to help Childers. Either way I think he is (and staff) a bunch of crybaby losers who cannot accept they lost. I truly now believe he is a fake, a fraud and his followers would have really been embarrassed had he won and taken office. E

Anonymous said...

@1215 regarding contributions to the Democratic Party?

I see no difference between contributing to the Democratic Party and someone begging for the Democratic votes to push him over the edge for a win. Both means are catering to the Democrats. The Democrats would not have voted for Cochran in the runoff unless there was something said to change their mind. People are not going to take the time to vote another party, get in their car and drive or be bussed to the precinct, use their gas, and take their time out of their day to do so unless there was a drastic change of mind. . I don't care how many times this has been done before, I do not think this is ethical. Soooooo what's the difference between contributing to a democrat or a democrat contributing to you for win? None!

Bill Dees said...

McDaniel has turned us all into bounty hunters!! How cool is that?!

Anonymous said...

@1231. no he doesn't know how to take a win because he has not learned the dirty loopholes . give him about 40 more years and he'll know how to do it.

Anonymous said...

McDaniel: total narcissist. Chris, believe it or not, Jones County is not the whole world, Ellisville is not the capitol of anything, and the real world does not revolve around you.

Anonymous said...

There seems to be a lot of slander going around from both parties.

Anonymous said...

1232 exactly! it sounds about as stupid as everyone blaming McDaniel for what the TC supporters said Mcdaniel supporters did.

Anonymous said...

Do you really suggest any true conservative candidate dances to the drums of Bryant and Nosef?

Anonymous said...

Once again - punctuation errors all over the place.

Bill Dees said...

@ 1:06 - How do you think Ronald Reagan was elected? With Democratic voters who crossed over to vote for him, that's how.

Anonymous said...

It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world!

Unknown said...

I enjoy reading the posts by the Thad Cochran zombies as if they will have an impact on the 184,000 disenfranchised (now) Travis Childers voters. I saw Travis out campaigning this morning on the tube. Looking Good!

Anonymous said...

Good luck to anybody trying to collect a dime from that group. They are more likely to ask you for a donation.

Anonymous said...

Dear Chris,
I have information that can lead to the arrest and prosecution of the sole person purportedly involved in your, whoops, *the* voter fraud scheme. His name is Reverend Stevie Fielder.

By his own admissions, Fielder has admitted to committing voter fraud, which should be enough for you to bring charges. For more information, please travel to California and see your mouth piece the "journalist"-hard to type that word with a straight face- Charles Johnson.

When do I pick up my $1,000? On the other hand, If you decide to stay in California you may keep my reward.

Respectfully yours,
Everyone not from Jones County, Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

Well with the county certified totals now in, we know that the Cochran lead has in fact expanded to over 8000 votes
The 35,000 Dem voter meme is also toast as 7000 new votes came from GOP boxes in 3 counties (Rankin, Lauderdale and Madison) with 3000 from Madison alone. I would suspect when all is said and done the actual total will be under 10,000. They can't find the illegal votes they need mostly because THEY AREN'T THERE. So offering a bounty is a last ditch Hail Mary. Nothing more.

Anonymous said...

Why can't we just all get along?

Dante said...

McDaniel people were caught campaigning too close to one of the Hinds County Precincts. Does this count?

What about the dutiful citizens who worked the polls and actually filled out incident reports when things happened? Are they eligible for rewards?

Anonymous said...

Definitely time for the yawning guy to post........

Anonymous said...

Right...paid testimony is SO reliable!

This proves they have ZERO proof of ANY irregularities!

Texans...run for the hills!

McDaniel and his followers make Rick look like a NASA scientist!

Anonymous said...

CL reports that McDaniel has crossed the Rubicon. Too bad most people don't have a clue what that means, including McDaniel. He's doomed.

Anonymous said...

there is possibly an extremely remote chance you could convict a black democrat for cross voting in Hinds County or the Delta if they find more than 100 or so. Pretty safe reward scheme that won't cost much in the end and has generated more media coverage, presumably, for free.

Anonymous said...

Can the precinct by precinct totals for any or all of the counties be viewed anywhere on the internet? If so, can someone post that information please.

Tomorrow is 4th of July! Celebrate what this holiday is about by getting off the internet tomorrow, please! Eat some watermelon, hang out with your family and friends, drink a beer, go for a swim, watch fireworks. JJ ought to declare tomorrow a politics free day and refuse to post any comments for the day.

Anonymous said...

CL reports that McDaniel has crossed the Rubicon.

In Jones County a Rubicon is a spicy sandwich with tater tots.

Anonymous said...

Either the votes are there or they aren't. The sooner they are able to look at the records, the sooner the count is done. I am seriously ready to put this to bed and deal with the issue if there are enough votes, forget about it if there aren't.

Anonymous said...

Jackie Johnson is the 180000+ McDaniesl folks vote democratic they were not republician at all to begin with. These TP who vote democratic were just the ones who wanted to unseat a sitting senator and have no core belief if they vote democratic. Yall have become irrelevant but just don't know it.

Avery Wiseman said...

Bill Billingsley, I ask in all seriousness because I respect you for openly taking a stand and supporting your candidate, what is your opinion on the events of the past few days (e.g. the preacher from Meridian, the conference call fiasco, and today's $1000 bounty offer)? Most of the vocal McDaniel supporters that I am hearing at this point are the same voices who I believed lacked reasonableness prior to June 24. As I said, I respect you so I'm just curious about your take on the current state of things. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

1. What does it cost the state to hold an election?
1. Who pays for said election?
My guesses: More than the state can afford; and of course, we taxpayers.

Anonymous said...

I got an email from a friend in Alaska today, asking me if anyone has verified Chris McDaniel's REAL TRUE identity (BirthCert Long Form, Notarized Birth Announcement in 2 or more media,FBI fingerprint analysis, etc.)

Evidently, Senatorial candidate Joe Miller(TP-Bumf*ck AK) hasn't made a public appearance in a couple of days, and there was a rumor that he'd moved his Senate campaign to a remote, undisclosed location off the grid.

After reading about McDaniel's idiotic behavior in every source of political news---- from conservative to mainstream(librul liars)--- , my friend thought he had a good shot a collecting the reward from Joe's creditors. Come to think of it, I've never seen a photo of them together.

Coincidentally, Sarah Palin endorsed and stumped for Joe Miller in his prior Senate loss to Lisa Murkowski in the general election with Murkowski running as a write-in candidate after losing in the GOP primary because of voter apathy.

These days, Joe can't afford a pot to piss in, most less a Palin endorsement; besides, Sarah is still miffed at Joe for admitting to CNN that she is an idiot who is unqualified to be POTUS.

IIRC, Haley Barbour said as much, but was more delicate when he replied when Greta Van Susteren asked about Palin "Just looking at her, she's got to be at least 50 or older, ain't she? Well, I guess she's qualified to run then, if she wants to."

Must've pissed off Sarah's "fans" everywhere, including McDaniel, because Chris and Sarah pout and then hold long grudges against those who put them in their place and without sucking up to idiot grifters like both of them


Thankfully, Palin also endorsed McDaniel in this race, making Cochran a solid favorite as well.

My opinion based on close observation---> The more time that normal, intelligent people get to know these TeaBagger candidates, the more warts they notice and the less they like the TP. Based on its short track record, it's simply amazing that the TP can identify and support such incompetency and then double down on stupid when the unscrupulous TP candidate is proven to be a total idiot only slightly more intelligent than themselves.

But these kinds of bigoted, low-brow, Teatards do love to imagine themselves and their unelectable candidates are "speaking truth to power", as they write their checks to asshats from out of town who are selling overcliched, ghost-written patriotic-themed books and recycled manure-based agitprop to make these degenerates feel in control of the political process. It's hilarious for folks across the country to observe these yahoos "Taking Back Merica".

Picnic is almost over kids. Get ready to pack up and head to the house. Next stop- the Free State of Jones. I'll be glad when these embarrassing fools are back home, locked in the attic, so attention can go to the inbred kooks (other baggers) in OK or KS. I'm sick of being associated with these drooling fools with shit on their boots and booze on their breath.

Unknown said...

@5:24pm Correct! If you mean by being a "Republican":

1. buying black Democrat votes
2. running ads featuring black narrators to scare blacks into voting for you
3. destroying innocent men's lives
4. sending fliers that resort to KKK threats...

You are right! We are not "Republicans." Who would want to be, after considering being members of a party with YOU!

Anonymous said...

July 3, 2014 at 4:31 PM
"CL reports that McDaniel has crossed the Rubicon.

In Jones County a Rubicon is a spicy sandwich with tater tots. "

--- which ain't so bad, except watching those rubes eat them tater tots with mayonnaise is a sight that will nauseate one at a glance.

Anonymous said...

Hanging chad and dimpled chad,, I swear my pencil didn't fully black out the circle,,, imagine if it happened once it had to have happened thousands of times.

Chris McDaniel, the ew Al Gore

Anonymous said...

Chris:

All the Cochran posters on this website are going apoplectic. That leaves only one conclusion.

You were doing absolutely the right thing. Don't stop!

Anonymous said...

Jackie -- we are all offering you an open invitation to start a 3rd party.

Run candidates in the next general election (where you can actually register your candidate legally and not do an illegal, ineffective write-in).

Then we'll all see exactly how many followers you all have and how effective you are at organizing and getting someone elected.

We're all waiting.....................................

Anonymous said...

9:15 -- I think you are confusing disgust with apoplectic.

Anonymous said...

Kudos to JackieJ for translating the bagger talk @5:24 and for responding. At first, I thought it was Icelandic so I gave up trying to understand.

It's funny as hell to witness these MS Tea Lollies who are able to both speak and type in the voice of Larry The Cable Guy's imitation of "Hairlip Guy Ordering Biggee Fries". I gotta believe that takes years of practice. But of course, they're convinced they know how to run the country AND eliminate the debt. Sigh.

Anonymous said...

"CL reports that McDaniel has crossed the Rubicon. Too bad most people don't have a clue what that means, including McDaniel. He's doomed."

Apparently you don't either. After Caesar defied Roman authority and crossed the Rubicon he defeated the authorities. McDaniel apparently believes himself to be another Caesar, unless he can be another Reagan :-)

Anonymous said...

"Chris:
All the Cochran posters on this website are going apoplectic. That leaves only one conclusion. You were doing absolutely the right thing. Don't stop!
July 3, 2014 at 9:15 PM"

You *do* understand the difference between PRESENT and PAST tense verbs, don't you, "McDaniel poster" at 9:15pm? It appears you don't.

"You were doing absolutely the right thing."

This implies Chris has ALREADY stopped.

Your logic is faulty, as is your vocabulary. There is no evidence of anyone on JJ being "apoplectic", and Chris (to whom you wrote your sad little screech) doing something right, then or now, would hardly result in anyone with any sense to be apoplectic. In fact, it would result more in a sigh of relief to know that the narcissistic TP hero finally accepted his loss and disappeared for awhile. To assign a faulty outcome as "the only conclusion" is a sign of a lack of critical thinking, however.


FYI, if Chris is present and you've identified him and are speaking TO him on this site, you make no sense. Otherwise, just because you hear voices in your head doesn't merit your ridiculous stupid response.

"McDaniel supporter", are you a "home school" English teacher in Jones County who "attended but never graduated" JCCC? Or was it JCJC way back when you failed to be educated?

Ignorance of your kind is easily detected, pitied and then ignored. It's your crudeness and immature attraction to zealotry that raises eyebrows of intelligentsia toward you and yours.

"Apoplectic"? Spell check helped you there, too bad but it doesn't fix grammar or vocab deficiencies. Of course nor does it repair alcoholism, brain injuries or perhaps in your case, doltishness, lack of education, and other afflictions due to due to your upbringing.

P.S. Tell Chris "Howdy".

Anonymous said...

9:37

What you said. Mega-dittos. But not the Rush kind of "tell me what I think so I don't have to think" ditto.

Anonymous said...

How long will this go on? I'm already sick of it. Jones County must live in a time warp.

Anonymous said...

We are still behind in education but more of us, of both races, are more educated than we were in the 60s.

We are still poor but not AS poor as we were in the 60's.

We are weary of those of you, black and white, who haven't educated themselves, or worked their way up embarrassing us both nationally and now , more than before, internationally.

We're weary of the trouble you cause us all.

We've let you bully us in the past with your scare tactics and your smears, and we'll never let that happen again.

There are enough of us, black and white, now to stand up to you without risk or repercussion.

We wish you'd take those heavy chips off your shoulder and let go of your resentments towards those more successful . We wish you'd turn to education and learn to be well mannered and less negative. We'd even be willing to help and Lord, knows , most of us have tried.

And, we wish those of you who managed some success but who still so obviously feel threatened and insecure would instead try to problem solve rather than complain or use your new found wealth to bully others.

Really successful families who do well from generation to generation, are secure, clever people don't need to be bullies to be powerful.









Anonymous said...

7/3@117 Yep you just made one. We are not here to grade each other's grammatical errors. We are on this site to offer our opinions. Save that for your elementary class or your articles. You are just taking up space and oxygen. Are you OCD or something?

Anonymous said...

7/3 @ 1101- It is a shame that you are speaking of the uneducated with such a demeaning manner. Look at the statistics of the educated in Mississippi then compare it to the races and by party.   Next, look at the votes that pushed Cochran to the win. If the majority of the voters that pushed him to the win reflect uneducated voters (and most likely it will), then shame on you for stating that. You are shooting yourself in the foot and you should behave. You are speaking ill of the ones that buttered your bread.

Anonymous said...

2:59; Obviously that's the plan. The Cochranites are running down the railroad track, into the sunset, hollering "Just Kidding, We Were Just Kidding, You Gumps" and the black voters are huddled under the tressle wondering where those promised chicken boxes are.

Anonymous said...

6:50pm I believe the blacks will realize they were used. Someone on this site repeatedly stated that CM voted Democrat like it was a big deal. Are they referring to voting Democrat as "bad"? Then on the other hand, they recruited "Democrats" to vote. What's the difference? The difference is voting Democrat is LEGAL and recruiting blacks and paying them to vote is ILLEGAL. These Cochranites are talking out of both sides of their mouth.....Good Heavens that must wear out their tongues.

Anonymous said...

Mississippi blacks are becoming very educated and wise to these types of manipulation tactics. I think it is very sad however to vote for $15.00 (or any money). This shows all of us how pitifully poor the people are that voted and really needed the money for themselves. Any church (the house of God) that accepts a donation to manipulate their audience regarding politics however, well, they are not the House of God and should be ashamed for doing so. i.e., if the stories deem to be true.

Anonymous said...

Oh... but the "playbook" worked in the past. Well Mr.X, this ain't football where a coach can manipulate the clock to the last few seconds to move the players (like a chess game) any way he desires. But apparently, he did and it worked. It was a playbook all right - yes, it was a game and the referees made a bad call. So now others at their own expense have to make things right (or ethical in this case). Playbook-Ha!

Anonymous said...

Oh... but the "playbook" worked in the past. Well Mr.X, this ain't football where a coach can manipulate the clock to the last few seconds to move the players (like a chess game) any way he desires. But apparently, he did and it worked. It was a playbook all right - yes, it was a game and the referees made a bad call. So now others at their own expense have to make things right (or ethical in this case). Playbook-Ha!

Anonymous said...

Here is your spokesman.

Charles C. Johnson @ChuckCJohnson · 1h

I love attempts to call me a Republican. I'm not registered to vote....

Or should I say here is your sign.

Anonymous said...

746 if you ain't registered to vote then you ain't got no right to complain son.

Anonymous said...

This concludes this weeks 'Gump Post of The Week' contest. Many superb entries. Each of you will be notified of your standing and, if selected for the final round, we'll call.

Anonymous said...

7/3@12:32p.... "Sure, that sounds plausible. Dems help Repubs beat Dems and vice versa all the time out of the goodness of their hearts...."

About as plausible as a TP candidate sending his folks to the nursing home to take a pic and sending someone to "break" into the courthouse. Soooo a TP candidate would do this because whyyyyy? Sooooo TP candidate could winnnn??? Sounds to me like them thar Cok-run-ites are talkin' out of both sides of thar mouths 'agin.

Anonymous said...

7/3@8:18--- "which ain't so bad, except watching those rubes eat them tater tots with mayonnaise is a sight that will nauseate one at a glance."

Man, you just can't be born and bred in Mississippi unless you just love Blue Plate Mayo or the Delta Duke Mayo..... Bottled Coke with peanuts, Moon Pies, and Blue Plate Mayo is old time MS tradition. You some kind of transplant boy or some greed (oh I mean "green") eared Cochran staffer?

- Madison County Born and Bred

Anonymous said...

Hey, how is Pete doing (since his DUI)? Is he recovering from his hangover ok? ...just concerned.



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There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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