Thursday, December 5, 2013

Police report: Senator John Horhn does his best Moe Green imitation, minus the cheerleaders.

Bad Boy Senator John Hohrn was apparently a very bad boy when he was arrested for a DUI several weeks ago according to a copy of the police report of his arrest on November 14.* Mr. Horhn's bad boy self was on full display that night as he pulled the "do you know who I am card", threatened the police officers, repeatedly told them he led a crime fighting summit that night, and made sure they knew he knew the chief.

The report states he came to a stop at the intersection of North State Street and Beasley Road.  Senator Horhn assumed because he is a cultured fellow he was in London and thus started driving west in the left lane.  The only problem is the good Senator was in Jackson and thus was driving on the wrong side of the road.  The police turned on the blue lights but Senator Horhn was not interested in the blue light special and kept on driving for four miles. The Senator finally stopped in front of Callaway High School. It should be noted he lives close to the school.

The Senator allegedly began yelling at the police officer "Officer, I'm the Senator and you're harrassing me".  It is not known if the Senator from London spoke with a brogue or a burr.  The Senator began slurredly (is that a word? I just invented it. Sounded better than "conversating") yelling "whats your name, you putting your career on the line!" "Do you know who I am? You going to lose your job!"

Wow. Strong stuff. However, the roadside theaterics continued.  The officer states his eyes were glassy and his breath smelled of alcee-hol.  The report does not state if the odor smelled like the blue agave plant.  The officer then called his supervisor, who came to the scene.  The officer asked if he could call someone to come get him but the good Senator refused to do so and made some more belligerent remarks.   The Senator repeatedly refused to call someone and kept stating he would drive himself home.  The police summoned a DUI  unit to the scene.  The good Senator failed the test "tremendously".   The Senator said he was at a dinner and had several glasses of wine. 

The supervisor's states in his report that the good Senator said several times he "would have both our jobs" and our "jobs are in danger".  He said he would "call Lindsey" (the chief).  The supervisor called his bluff and told him to do so.  He refused the breath test but JPD took the good Senator to Precinct 4 to "administer the intoxilyzer".

Senator Horhn remains free on bond.  

*Although this report obtained this report from a source who will not be named, the dispute this website has with the city over a public records request is still unresolved.  JJ submitted a legal open records request to the city.  JPD attorney Latrice Westbrook refuses to comply with the law and provide a copy of the police incident report.  Thus, JJ is reviewing all legal remedies to force Jackson to comply with the law.


JJ Commenter of the Year Award Winner said...

Take note voters in Ridgeland, SW Madison County and northern Clinton. Many Senate district lines will change for the 2015 election and this is the holier-than-thou police officer bullying clown who will ask for your vote to return him to the Senate in District 26.

And whatever you do don't ever, ever forget Senator John Horhn's position on HB #151.

Anonymous said...

Glad to see that the officer "showed courtesy" to this "very important person" by allowing him the opportunity to call someone to pick his drunk-tail up.

Is that in the SOP's or just informal?

Anonymous said...

He needs to be turned over to a family that has lost a loved one due to a drunk driver. He should be made resign from office. It is lawmakers like him who have made it hard to pass decent DUI laws to protect the innocents and make the drunks face long and hard years in prison.

Anonymous said...

I hate to be "that guy," but reading that report was painful from its misspellings and poor grammar.

And Horhn, should he be found guilty, should be asked to resign his position as a Senator.

Anonymous said...

Really? Reeves put Horhn in as the Chair of the Senate Economic Development Committee? Really?

Anonymous said...

Check out the evidence section of the report. Seems our bad boy Senator was packing a 9mm at the time too boot.

Kingfish said...

So? Its legal to carry a gun in a car.

Anonymous said...

Sure it is legal to carry a gun in a car, but is wise while "tremendously" intoxicated?

Wasn't trying to argue the legality of it, just pointing out an interesting fact of the case.

Anonymous said...

At least he didn't kill two doctors. Oh Wait.... he would get out of jail if he did!

Anonymous said...

I heard Horn jumped out of his ride screaming, "PIMP IN DISTRESS, PIMPIN DISTRESS!"

Anonymous said...

Horhn insisted that the officer address him by his offical street title, "OG, Double OG, Triple OG"

Anonymous said...

Any truth that Horhn was @ Sal & Mookies that night before attempting to drive home?

Anonymous said...

If every soul in the legislature who had driven drunk was to resign, over, say the past forty years.....we're talking hundreds. And legislators are representative of the entire population, with the exception of a few of you who have never done a friggin' thing wrong in your lives.

Anonymous said...

I am sure all of the white legislators at Ticos have designated drivers.

Anonymous said...

"Any truth that Horhn was @ Sal & Mookies that night before attempting to drive home? "

Probably. He spoke at a civic forum organized by Jeff Good earlier in the evening, who owns Sal & Mookies.

Anonymous said...

A man having consumed fine spirits with personal protection in the car, no less. Double-Dog-Danger on the streets of Jacktown. Lock up the women and babies. Oh the drama!

Anonymous said...

Why is Jeff Goody Good silent on this? I didn't know he could be!

Anonymous said...

@4:10 I can't speak for the rest of the population on here, but I can officially say that anything I've ever done "wrong" was in the privacy of my own home or in the darkest recesses of my mind. I've never endangered another soul. Quit protecting d-bags and their behavior just because you are part of the club.

Anonymous said...

I love how the C/L has this story on their website and said that they obtained the JPD report from a "source." Uh - Jackson Jambalaya blog, maybe? Geez - always a day late and a dollar short.

On another note, Will either of the officers be reprimanded for offering to let Horhn call someone instead of following the proper DUI protocol? I can bet your a** if I got pulled over and was suspected of driving drunk, I would not be offered that same treatment.

Anonymous said...

I am just amazed that the "Do you know who I am?" defense did not work.

No I'm not.

Kingfish said...

CL didn't swipe it from here. We put it up about the same time. I'd had it for a couple of days.

Anonymous said...

Easily concealed Beretta Nano. Maybe even pocket carried.

Kingfish said...

It was in the glovebox. Yeesh. I don't see the problem here.

Anonymous said...

Police report says console. Big location difference when it comes to the safety of a police officer.

When not in his vehicle does Horhn carry concealed and have a permit to do so? It is a fair question.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmmmm. If I recall correctly Senator Horhn was robbed at gunpoint sitting in his car while parked in his driveway one night back in the summer. Was he in the driveway passed out?

offered alityDi said...

ROFLMAO. Nano semi has an extended mag to make nine (8+1) rounds available. Definitely an assault weapon Donner and Todd.

Anonymous said...

"I am just amazed that the "Do you know who I am?" defense did not work."

Well, actually, it WAS working, when the officer offered to let someone come and take the esteemed Senator home. (Contrast that with Mrs. World's repeatedly asking, during her booking, "Can't somebody just come and get me?" - or words to that effect - and having her requests denied.).

The revered Senator, however, insisted that he be allowed to drive himself home. Otherwise, I doubt we'd have ever heard of this incident.

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