It seems Twitter is suffering from a downpour of Eric Law tweets of a more jackassery type nature. The hash tag is #ericlawpickuplines. Here are some of the tweets.
where you going after prom?
c'mon over. I've got a wii and Capri sun!
Why am I hearing sirens? I KNOW there isn't a tornado
16 degrees with a 10% chance of parole
There's a high pressure system in the area...of my pants.
These are Pacman cupcakes. Not heart cupcakes.
want to come play in my fort? I have water colors Easy Bake cookies
Today's forecast, a 69% chance of you gettin' with me.
Yes, I work with someone named Barbie. Plus, I have some Barbie's. Wanna see them
The safest place in a tornado is a central room....with me....and not your parents
I'm gonna make it rain in Madison tonight!!!
Hey baby you wanna hit the Chucky Cheese
can you help me find my kitten? I think she went into this cheap motel room.
We got 3" of snow. Wanna know how I measured?
I'm from channel 3, can I put my number 1 in your number 2?
There's a hurricane coming. We need a mandatory evacuation of your pants
Wanna set a new record low?
Three little words: easy bake oven
Let's get some ice cream and check out my Doppler
yea, I got the last twilight movie.
it's ok. I'm on tv.
I've seen all the Harry Potter movies
sure, ill take you and your friends skating (too soon?)
you like spongebob?
Kingfish note: For the record, no one is making fun of the victim or belittling her plight. These are all directed at the alleged perp.
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
It was bound to happen: Eric Law pick-up lines.
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Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
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Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
21 comments:
Too funny - I needed this laugh this morning!
The best line came from Eric Law himself referring to the room where the activity took place as the "Law & Order room"
I'm trying to put one together that uses erectile sets instead of erector sets.
Hey, let's build a fort and play house. I've got a large erectile set.
C'mon in here and let me introduce you to Channel 3's REAL Woody the Weatherman!
Greatness.
Todays forecast is cloudy with a slight drizzle on your chest
I saw Eric Law this past Halloween in a cockerectdile costume. Must be a UofF alumn.
Is it O.K. to make a few jokes here? I was holding back. Back the way, I have already used the "Woody" reference.
Eric Law by day..... Eric Shunn by night.
@10:41. That's good!
.....reporting from MDOC Im Eric Law for WLBT (White Little Bitty Titties)
Reporter: Eric, how do you FEEL molesting little girls? Eric Law: With my hands. Duh!!!!
I think some of the fault falls on the incorrect use of the English language.
She stated an opinion and followed it up with "you feel me"?
So he did.
As his wife says through the little sliding window in the door of the 'Law and Order Room'..."Can I get y'all anything in there?"
Forecast tonight? It's gonna be in the teens.
Eric says, "Can't y'all get back to something important like hair donation and giggling newsgirls?"
@8:17, +1
Let me take a look at those weather balloons.
I know this whole situation can be funny, but I'm one of the Laws' next door neighbors. One of our cats went missing. We put out signs, websites and the C-L, offering a $100 reward for her return. It may have been a coincidence, but two days before his arrest, our cat showed up. She was skin and bones, but I'm glad to report she's recovering. To think of all of the evil that was going on in his house gives me the heebie-jeevies, especially because of my poor cat. What kind of person would do things like that? A monster, or, as some people like to call it, a psycho-path. He should also be arrested for felony animal abuse. He has two dogs in his back yard, and since he and his wife skedaddled after the arrest, I called the Madison police, worried about the dogs. They said they would look into it.
March 15, 2013 at 12:27 PM
I know who you are.
https://twitter.com/AlanaByrd2
COULD IT BE HER YA SHE MIGHT BE AFTER HIS MILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT AGAINST THE POLICE WHEN HIS WIFE AND HIMSELF ALMOST DIED IN A CRASH BY POLICE A INMATE ESCAPED,HE SHOULD LEFT WITH HIS MILLION DOLLAR WAY BACK..I DONT BELIEVE HE DID THIS ITS SOME SETUP THERE NO DNA ITS NO CRIME,INTERNET TALK IS BS AND JUST TALKING ONLINE...IF HE WANTED A WOMAN HE COULD GOT A HOOKER OR WENT TO CARSON CITY IN NEVADA GOT IT THERE...
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