Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Dilbert: court made right decision in federal case.

Secretary of State Gibbert Hosemann issued the following press release today:

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Hinds proposes expansion

More information will be posted later but here are the maps of a proposed expansion Hinds Community College President Clyde Muse presented to the Hinds County Board of Supervisors this morning.

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Lakeland rezoning fails (Updated)

The Jackson Zoning Commission rejected a proposal to rezone a 50 acre portion on the north side of Lakeland Drive from Special Use to General Commercial by a 6-3 vote. Member Bo Brown abstained. The proposal drew no small amount of attention as the subject property included Smith-Wills Stadium. The rezoning would have paved the way for the construction of a Costco. Costco is examining several possible sites on Lakeland Drive in Jackson and Flowood. The room filled with zoning opponents burst into applause when the rezoning failed to pass.

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Monday, September 1, 2014

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Gilbert fires back at columnist

Secretary of State Gibbert Hosemann issued the following press release:

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Pollbook porn.

Poll books, poll books, poll books. We gotcha some poll books.  As a service to the readers, JJ is providing a copy of the poll books for Madison County precinct #107 for you to examine.  Consider it a sizeable sample of the Madison County votes.  This precinct is where Mitch Tyner and his wife voted.  If you are bored today and need some Senate election porn, here ya go.  This is raw data. I haven't spoken to anyone or analyzed it.  You are on your own. 

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Find this mutt

Stella is missing from her home. Please share this picture and help her owners locate her. She lives near Highland Village in North Jackson. Please call The Dog Wash at 601-991-1700 if you find her or know where she can be found.

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Sunday, August 31, 2014

Kurt lives!!!


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Enemy propaganda

Just to give you an idea of how the enemy operates, here one example of the propoganda ISIS posts on the internet in English.

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Jackson crime stats

Here are crime reports and maps for Jackson for the week ending August 17, 2014.

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Saturday, August 30, 2014

Arabs making fun of ISIS

You read the headline correctly.  Some Arabs produced a video making fun of ISIS.  Hope they stay anonymous.  It gets pretty funny near the end.  Enjoy.

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Friday, August 29, 2014

Nothing like Facebook drama.

Girl is engaged to band member.  Band member forgets fiance is the one who does all the laundry.  Mr. Darwin award candidate lets groupie change her clothes and leave them in his laundry when she makes a clandestine visit to his home.  Needless to say, this was posted on Facebook:

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True the Vote loses

Gettysburg & Vicksburg. True the Vote & Chris McDaniel. Both suffered tremendous defeats today.  True the Vote lost in federal court today as Judge Nancy Atlas ruled that the National Voter Registration Act did not cover poll books while Chris McDaniel saw his election challenge thrown out because his legal team couldn't read a calendar.  True the Vote is a public interest organization that seeks to defend "election integrity".  True the Vote filed suit in federal court seeking access to unredacted copies of the poll books, absentee ballots, and other materials used in the recent Mississippi Senate elections.  

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DISMISSED!

Just got word that Judge McGhee granted Thad Cochran's motion to dismiss. McDaniel to appeal. Chris McDaniel posted this message on Facebook:

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Feds play hardball on Common Core

Oklahoma decided to repeal the Common Core program only to find out such action will come with a price tag.  The Wall Street Journal reported:

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Update on West Point hate crime

West Point beating victim Ralph Weems is still in a coma but has made some progress.  Mr. Weems is off the ventilator and is no longer receiving sedation medications.  He has opened his eyes a few times but is not responsive.  The limbs have moved a few times but it is not known if the actions are voluntary or involuntary.  Doctors induced a coma after emergency brain surgery to assist in his recovery.  A GofundMe account has been established to help pay Mr. Weems' medical bills.   The Associated Press reported:

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Flashback Friday

Here is an old clip from WAPT.  Mary Weiden, Dale Danks and Senator Eastland.

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Should Kenny Wayne stay or geaux?

A Canton Alderman said State Senator Kenny Wayne Jones, the Bad Boyz himself, should resign from the Senate in this letter sent to State Auditor Stacey Pickering:

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Thursday, August 28, 2014

Did ANYONE record

WMPR tonight? Email me at kingfish1935@gmail.com if you did. thanks.

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Ruling on Senate case to come tomorrow

The Office of Courts issued this notice:

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State Auditor to Billy Joe: Pay $313, 726.

Looks like our little controversial judge who likes to administer hometown justice got into some hometown helpings. State Auditor Stacey Pickering issued the following press release:

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Rez crime stats

Here is the latest crime report for the Rez.

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McDaniel challenge: sloppy

The Oktibbeha County Circuit Clerk filed a motion to quash a subpoena (posted below) in McDaniel v. Cochran in Jones County Circuit Court.  The McDanied campaign faxed a subpoena for records to the circuit clerk.  Needless to say, that did not go over too well as it violated some rules of civil procedure. Rules of service of process, ten days..... need we continue?

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Wednesday, August 27, 2014

6-3 (Video)

Motion before Jackson Zoning Board to rezone Lakeland Drive property fails 6-3.  The video and story will be posted later tonight.  The video of the entire hearing is posted below.  I'll try to post an edited version today with the highlights.  Meanwhile, the Yarber administration issued this press release:

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The Dekes of LSU

Since it's the season of rush, here is an old video of the Dekes of LSU. College students who read this site, eat your hearts out.

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WJNT today

Open lines. Discussed Lakeland/Costco issue, City Council race, and skule bored appointments.

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The Mayor speaks

Mayor Tony Yarber posted this short recap of yesterday's meeting of the city council:

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Stamps tables Mayor's school board nominees. (Video)

Jackson City Council President Dekeither Stamps tabled discussion of Mayor Tony Yarber's two nominees for the Jackson Public School District Board of Trustees at the regular meeting of the council yesterday.  Mr. Stamps justified his action by stating "we need to talk to them."  Mr. Stamps refused to set a date for a confirmation hearing when asked to do so by the Mayor.  The Mayor nominated CMMC executive Richard Lind and Insurance professional Camille Simms to the school board.

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Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Planning Board to discuss Lakeland zoning tomorrow

The City of Jackson's Planning Board will meet tomorrow at 1:30 in the Hood Building to discuss a proposed re-zoning of fifty acres on the north and south sides of Lakeland Drive.  The agenda states the "requested rezoning is from Special Use District to C-3 General Commercial to allow for limited commercial development of this segment of Lakeland Drive. The maps are posted below.  The agenda is on the last page.  It should be noted that page 2 states that a commercial district does allow for public parks, open spaces, and recreational areas.  Many people want this information so instead of taking another hour or two to write a post, I'm posting the proposal below. 

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Wow.

No two ways about it, this is bad ass. Clue? Blue Angels. Cockpit camera. Thank me later.

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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