Tuesday, September 30, 2025

Charred

Well, at least they weren't barefoot as one diner was at Taste Italian Friday night.  

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Monday, September 29, 2025

Tomorrow is Confirmation Day

 Jackson Mayor John Horhn will  submit the department head nominations to the City Council tomorrow for confirmation.  The appointments are posted below. 

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Dying to Be a Thief

 Two men were killed after they crash during a police chase that began in Gluckstadt this morning. 

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Demon gets Hell on Earth

A beautiful day it was outside yet all of nature's splendor could not hide the tale of terror told in a Hinds County courtroom this morning.  Daniel Callihan pleaded guilty to killing a mother and her five year-old daughter as well as raping her six year-old daughter in Circuit Court this morning.  Circuit Judge Debra Gibbs sentenced Callihan to life without parole. 

 

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Idiot of the Day

 How the Sheriff kept a straight face is nothing short of amazing. 

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We Are Stupid

This little factoid on average IQ scores by state appeared on Twitter. 

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Justice!

 Callihan prepares to face justice. 

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What's in a Loss?

 Regina is BACK!

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Sunday, September 28, 2025

The Cutoffs Begin

 JXN Water issued the following statement. 

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Coming Soon

 Brandon is bringing back the lights - Christmas lights. 

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Moss Point Police Quit En Masse

 The Moss Point Police Chief and half of his officers quit the force.  WLOX reported: 

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Swallowing Hairy Plums

Not many preachers would combine a Willie Nelson song with Ephesians to launch a sermon on parenting but the late Dr. Frank Pollard did in the 1997 sermon.  Dr. Pollard opened by reciting I am My Own Grandpa before moving on the story of the hairy plum.  What does it all have to do with raising children? Watch the short sermon posted below. 

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Bill Crawford: Trump Says Charlie's Angry at Him

At Charlie Kirk’s memorial service his wife Erika in the midst of deep sorrow accorded us all an extraordinary moment of unconditional Christian forgiveness. “That young man, I forgive him,” she said. “I forgive him because it is what Christ did and it is what Charlie would do. The answer to hate is not hate. The answer we know from the gospel is love and always love, love for our enemies and love for those who persecute us.”

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Saturday, September 27, 2025

Water Wars: Blossom Attacks JXN Water

 The battle to collect unpaid water bills from Blossom Apartments is turning into quite the slugfest. The apartment complex sued JXN Water in a counter-claim yesterday in federal court.  JXN Water sued Blossom and its owner, Tony Little, in August for collection of a water bill allged to be over half a million dollars. 

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Bad Taste!

 Meanwhile, at a nice restaurant in the Jackson metro area last night.....

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D.L. Gardner: God's Turning Point

Charlie Kirk was assassinated two weeks ago by Tyler Robinson a resident of Utah. The mainstream media has used the assassination as a political football.

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Friday, September 26, 2025

A Rotten Barrel

 Remember those peg games at Cracker Barrel? Well, check out what happened to the family-owned company that produced those games. 

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Idiot of the Day. (Update: Deceased)

Update (9/28/25): The Magee Police Department issued the following statement. 

On Saturday, September 27, 2025, at approximately 5:30 p.m., during routine inmate activities, detainee Felix Bartolo was discovered deceased in his cell. He was housed alone at the time. All emergency protocols were immediately followed. As standard procedure, the Mississippi Bureau of Investigation (MBI) has been notified to review the case. No foul play is suspected. Next of kin has been notified.

Felix Bartolo is not having a good year.   The Magee Police Department reported in August: 

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Cattle Rustler Caught

 The Mississippi Department of Agriculture and Commerce issued the following statement. 

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Oops!

 Check out this recent advert for "Chew & Chat" at Tougaloo College. 

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Flashback Friday

 Do you think she has gotten over it? ;-) 

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Moving Out

 Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith issued the following press release. 

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Shad Arrests Mayor

 State Auditor Shadrack White issued the following statement. 

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Thief of the Day

Live Nation's CEO doesn't think you are paying enough for tickets.   You read that correctly.   

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Tatties and Neeps

 No, we don't mean tattoos.  The headline describes ZeroBear Polymer's recipe for this Scottish delight.  Although he is retired, he left us with the spell for this concoction in downloadable format.  Enjoy. 

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Thursday, September 25, 2025

Cutting Out the Chase

 The Capitol Police issued the following statement. 

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Update: 911 Service Restored.

Louisiana 911 is out statewide as well.  

The city of Jackson issued the following statement

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UMC Expands Research for Hearing & Balance Disorders

 Rachel Vanderford authored the following press release for the University of Mississippi Medical Center. 

The University of Mississippi Medical Center is advancing medical research for two of the most prevalent yet underserved health challenges: hearing and balance.   

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Ouch!

 John Gruden really doesn't like Starkville. 

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Shooting on Stonewall

 The Capitol Police issued the following statement. 

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School Ratings: Mississippi Schools Slip, Local Schools Improve

JPS Eighth-Worst public school district in State 

Spreadsheet of grades by district and school.

Mississippi schools backslid in the school accountability ratings released this morning.  More school districts graded "D" and "F" while fewer schools rated "A" or "B".  

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Closing Soon

 Fat Tuesday's will soon be no more.  The local favorite posted on Facebook last night: 

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The Times: Jackson Has Highest Murder Rate

 Jackson remained murder capital USA in 2024.  The Times (U.K.)  reported: 

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Wednesday, September 24, 2025

Closed!

 Yet another coffee shop closed.  PJ's Coffee in the Fondren is no more as the doors are closed and the building is in the middle of some serious gutting. 

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The Dixie National Rodeo Cometh

 Ag Commish Andy Gipson issued the following statement. 

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The Fall of the Tribe of Hotty Toddy (Updated)

 And there arose to the north of Eden a tribe called the Hotty-Toddys, who were also called metros. And the Hotty-Toddys were very displeasing; they didst place centerpieces on their banquet tables, and didst exalt themselves much. And they didst glorify the southern kingdom of the past.

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Google Fesses Up

 Google finally admitted to censoring Youtube accounts at the behest of the Biden Administration.  

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The Jambalaya Podcast: Out of Bounds Again

 College football as we knew it is no more as it sits in the trash heap next to Blackberry's and cassette tapes. Jackson sports talk show host Bo Bounds talked with the Kingfish about NIL, transfer portals, and the future of college football.   The podcast is also available on Spotify and Apple.  Enjoy. 

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Water Wars: JSU Fires Back at Health Department

Jackson State University claims the Health Department exceeded its authority when it stopped a $7 million water tank storage project for its main campus in a brief filed in U.S. District Court yesterday.

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Robert St. John: He Ain't Heavy

“To the outside world we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other’s hearts. We share private family jokes. … We live outside the touch of time.” — Clara Ortega

There’s a rhythm to lunch with my brother. It starts the minute we sit down. Sixty years of shared history comes rushing back—some of it spoken, most of it not. That’s the gift of a brother. You can disappear for weeks, then pick up the thread like you never left.

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Bridgewater Burglar Gets 15 Years

Chilean Benjamin Rubio-Tapia will get to enjoy a free stay in the United States, courtesy of Mississippi taxpayers, after he pleaded guilty to burglary and conspiracy in Madison County Circuit Court in June. Rubio-Tapia and three other burglars hit the Bridgewater home of the owners of a Ridgeland fine dining restaurant while they were at work on a Friday night in March 2024. 

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Sid Salter: Mississippi's Brick & Mortar Casinos Face Unprecedented Online Gaming Challenges

For 31 years, the western-themed Sam’s Town Hotel and Gambling Hall has loomed large on the Tunica, Mississippi, casino market’s horizon. This month, owner Boyd Gaming announced the closing of the complex due to decreased demand over the last two decades.

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Tuesday, September 23, 2025

A.G. Wants FCC to Allow Cellphone Jamming at Prisons

 Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following statement. 

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Managing the Manganese

Brown water is flowing through the faucets of some Jackson homes, especially those in Pear Orchard Park and Waterford Place.  However, there is an explanation for the discoloration. 

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Funny of the Day

Nothing like going to New Orleans. 

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Million-Dollar Bond for Peeping Tom (Updated)

 Ralph Mason might be in jail for a while after JPD arrested him for felony voyeurism.  

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How They Fiddled Away

 The infamous water leak at the Jackson Zoo reared its ugly head recently as it ran the zoo's tab up to over $6.4 million at JXN Water.   However, the Lumumba administration was informed over a year ago about the leak, and did nothing.  

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Meet the New Power Couple

It's a true case of Romeo and Juliet in college football. 

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Mayor Horhn Wants Your Input

 Jackson Mayor John Horhn wants to hear from you before he hires a new police chief.  

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Monday, September 22, 2025

Idiot of the Day

 This clown got a little stupid in Rankin County.  

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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