Monday, December 29, 2025

Idiot of the Day

An Ole Miss football player got a case of the stupid less than a week before the big game Thursday.  WTVA reported:  

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What's Not in a Name

Slapping a high price on something and giving it a fancy name is as American as hot dogs, apple pie, and Chevrolet.  Timberland is one such brand.  However, the Rose Anvil Youtube channel literally dissected a $400 pair of Timberland boots.  Check out the video posted below as you get to see some crap construction.   Simply put, the boots are little better than the cheapos at Walmart.  

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Hyundai, Kia, & Mercedes Settle A.G. Lawsuit

 Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following statement on December 22. 

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Suspension!

The Mississippi Bar suspended Hattiesburg attorney Vanessa Jones for six months after finding she misused her trust account.  A Bar Tribunal issued a default judgment against Ms. Jones after she failed to turn over her trust account bank records as ordered. 

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The Return of the Korner

 What has Lane Kiffin been up to lately? 

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Sunday, December 28, 2025

Slaughtering & Dumping

 The Yazoo County Sheriff's Office issued the following statement and pictures. 

 

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See Brick City (Updated)

 Some yutes got stupid in Madison tonight.  

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Respect!

 Some things are just too cool for words. 

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Chance & Privilege

The light is often hid under a bushel as the old church song says.  "God, we don't share him with anybody else. We keep him to ourselves.  We have our own little clique and our own little club and we'll show up at our meetings and we'll pay our tithes and we'll sing our songs but we ill never use the chance that God has given us to serve him to be a blessing to all others," preached the late Dr. Frank Pollard.  Being a Christian is a privilege, he said, yet all too often the  privilege is taken for granted, mistaken for birthright.  Like all privileges, it can be revoked.  See what else Dr. Pollard had to say in the 1997 sermon posted below. 

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Bill Crawford: Aymium Partnerships Push Mississippi Down Coal Alternative Path

As renewable energy disparager President Donald Trump continues to prop up and promote coal and fossil fuel industries, Mississippi finds itself on a path to grow industries producing renewable energy alternatives to coal.

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Saturday, December 27, 2025

The Breakers Goes to War Against PRVWSD

 Will some riprap  break the Breakers? 


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Mother Kills Toddler in Accident

 JPD issued the following statement. 

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D.L. Gardner: Christmas From the Beginning

“In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.” “Then God said, ‘Let there be light’; and there was light. And God saw that the light was good; and God separated the light from the darkness. And God called the light day, and the darkness He called night. And there was evening and there was morning, one day.”

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Friday, December 26, 2025

Merry Christmas From the M-Bar

 It's the M-Bar.  Need we say more? 

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MCPP: From Magna Carta to Mass Arrests: Britain's Warning for America

Imagine facing arrest simply for posting sharp or critical comments online. Picture police at your door for expressing opposition to mass immigration. Envision a country where you could be imprisoned for years without a jury ever deciding your guilt.

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Flashback Friday: Kicking Out the CoCC

This post was originally published on July 10, 2009. In light of recent remarks made by Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, and Nick Fuentes, it qualified for a Flashback Friday post. The funny part is after this post was published, the organizations in question either scrubbed their websites or took them down. Indeed, one required readers to order a print subscription through the mail.



Recently a Republican State Senator spoke to a national meeting of the Council of Conservative Citizens in Jackson, MS. Some local liberals as well as the local progressive weekly alternative rag sharply criticized her for speaking at the event and the state Republican party chairman for not more forcefully condemning her actions. Since I and many others don't know much about the Council of Conservative Citizens, I decided to check out their website. Buckle your seatbelts.

( Left: picture used on Alabama Chapter's website)

On the national organization's website, six of the nine "stories" posted are about race-related matters. For a group that touts itself as a leading conservative organization, there is no mention of taxes, deficit spending, expanding government, the erosion of civil liberties but there are more than a few words given to what blacks are doing to whites.

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Idiot of the Day

 Who is the bigger idiot in this case? 

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Madison Gives Supes a Christmas Present to Choke On

 It is said the road to hell is paved with good intentions? What does one say when the Madison County Board of Supervisors strip the city of Madison of all county road funds for next year?  Madison will see what a court has to say after it filed a notice of appeal in Madison County Circuit Court Tuesday.  

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Old Friends and Catfish Stew

Holiday time means having friends over for some good grub.  If looking for something fresh to cook for your guests, check out ZeroBear PolyBear's Catfish Stew recipe in a downloadable format below.   Enjoy. 


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Sid Salter: Slain Director Rob Reiner Made Much-Needed Movie About Mississippi in 90's

The brutal, disturbing murder of iconic Hollywood actor and filmmaker Rob Reiner in recent days brought to mind his time making a movie in Mississippi in the 1990s.

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Thursday, December 25, 2025

Bob Crechale, Rest in Peace

 Bob Crechale passed away this morning. 

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Hear the Hat

Ag Commish Andy Gipson appears on the Empower podcast with host Grant Callen.  They discuss his life in public service and work on issues such as gun rights and protecting the unborn.  The gubernatorial candidate delves into his time in the legislature, accomplishments at Commissioner,  agenda as Governor, and how to strengthen families.  Andy Gipson is never boring and this podcast is no exception.  Enjoy. 

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Attorney Accuses Bar of "Domestic Terrorism"

Attorney Abby Robinson accused the Mississippi Bar of "domestic terrorism" in a complaint filed in federal court this week.  

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Enjoy Some Christmas Spirit

 Need some music for today?  Check out Maestro Andre Rieu's 2019 Christmas special.  

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Merry Christmas

 This post is going to stay up for only a little while so take advantage of it while you can. 

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Robert St. John: Showing Up for Christmas

For over three decades, Christmas never really meant a day off.

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Christmas Miracle

 The Madison Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Wednesday, December 24, 2025

Water Wars: "Rich and Hard to Stomach"

Thus said JXN Water Manager Ted Henifin as he blasted the city of Jackson's opposition to his proposed increase in water/sewer rates. Some choice quotes: 

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Missing Woman's Body Found, Son Arrested

 JPD issued the following statement. 

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Christmas Cancelled

 Bristol Boulevard in South Jackson was once the scene of beautiful displays of Christmas lights.  An entire neighborhood putting on a festival of lights.  Lanterns lined the streets.  Bumper to bumper traffic as cars backed up on Raymond Road.  A holiday tradition enjoyed by all.  Even as South Jackson's character changed over the years, the Bristol Boulevard continued to shine at Christmas time.  It's been thirteen years since yours truly visited Wingfield Place so I drove through the neighborhood fun last night.  I won't spoil the fun for you.  Just watch the video posted below.  

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The Pain of it All

 What does one do when he or she is the battered person in a relationship? 

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Tuesday, December 23, 2025

Water Wars: Mayor Returns Fire at JXN Water

 Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement. 

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Who Owns What?

Want to know who the landlords of Jackson are? Check out the rental registry posted below.   It is a rather interesting list.  

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Kolb's Closing

 Kolb's Cleaners will be closing all stores by the end of the year, one year shy of its 100th anniversary.  

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Henifin Fires Back at Jackson

 The city of Jackson took several shots at JXN Water in a report submitted in federal court yesterday.  JXN Water Manager Ted Henifin fired right back at Jackson in the press release posted below. 

City of Jackson Finds No Magic Water System Cost Savings – Interim Third-Party Manager to Pursue Essential Rate Increase 

After decades of underinvestment in Jackson’s water and sewer systems led to their complete collapse in 2022, the City, State, and Federal governments agreed that a trustee was needed to restore service and put the systems on a viable financial and operational footing. Ted Henifin, a nationally respected utility leader came out of retirement to do just that.

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Forbes: MACS One of Top College Savings Programs

 State Treasurer David McRae issued the following statement.

 State Treasurer David McRae today shared that Forbes has listed the Mississippi Affordable College Savings program as the sixth best 529 program in the country.

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The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You

SEC Shorts took a break this week but Matt Mitchell stepped up to the plate in the latest edition of SEC Roll Call.  Enjoy. 

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Monday, December 22, 2025

Surprise: Jackson Opposes Water/Sewer Rate Increase

Mincing no words, the city of Jackson accuses JXN Water of spending its way into a rate increase in a report submitted to U.S. District Henry Wingate Friday.  The city compiled the report after Judge Wingate gave the city permission to dig through JXN Water's books.  The city opposes the rate increase, arguing it will overburden the "60% of customers paying bills." 

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Is Kewan Lacey the $2 Million Man?

Baton Rouge radio talk show host said Ole Miss made a huuuuuuge offer to star running back Ken Lacey.  

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Dope Boys & Clowns: Redux

 Be careful, Kenneth, someone is always watching you.  

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Flashback: Arnold Speaks!

 Check out what Schwarzenegger had to say about Eudora Welty. 

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Baby Found Dead at Motel 6

JPD issued the following statement.  

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Jailed in Jones County

 State Bean Counter Shad White issued the following statement. 

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The $20,000 Hallucination

Did AI trip up yet another lawyer?  A former candidate for Attorney General must pay nearly $21,000 after a federal judge busted her for using phony citations and quotes in multiple filings.

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Sunday, December 21, 2025

The Unethical Clown and the Dope Dealer: Part Deux

Kenneth I. Stokes and Jeremy Harris are going at it again.  Their feud grabbed headlines Tuesday when Harris called the Jackson Ward 3 Councilman an "unethical clown" while Stokes called Harris a dope dealer. The exchange took place during a City Council meeting.  Anxious for a rematch, Harris filed simple assault charges against Stokes.  WLBT reported: 

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Oops!

 What happens when the power goes out in San Francisco? You can't make this up. 

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The Forgotten Man of Christmas

"I'd rather see a sermon than hear one any day; I'd rather one should walk with me than merely tell the way. The eye's a better pupil and more willing than the ear, Fine counsel is confusing, but example's always clear," recited the late Dr. Frank Pollard as he preached about Joseph in his 1997 Christmas sermon.  Much is said about Christ, Mary, and the Apostles but little about Joseph.  Enjoy Dr. Pollard's sermon honoring Joseph.  

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Bill Crawford: Will We Come to Love Big. Brother Too?

Read George Orwell’s dystopian novel 1984 to get ready. His “Big Brother” system previews the pervasive government monitoring that’s coming.

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Saturday, December 20, 2025

Trolling Tate

 Nice to see Lane Kiffin is still in their heads as Louisiana First Consul Jeff Landry and Mississippi's Lord Protector Tate Reeves trolled each other. 

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Will the Grinch Steal Christmas?

 The Grinch is on the loose and up to no good in Jackson.

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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